Before ey cumd heer ey lived wiv Tigga at Foal Farm (www.foalfarm.org.uk) an before that ey wuz sumware else. Ey liked won of ver sumware elses ey lived in but ey did nort like ve furst sumware else becoz thay made mi do runnin an ey didunt runs farst enuff so vey didunt feed mi vary mutch. Now ey am skinny an ey cannot put wait on. Molli (shiz mi nu frend, ey weel tell yew abowt hur in a minit) sez iss awl abowt ver bayse an ey will neva get a boyfrend but Tigga dident seems tu miynd.
Before ey starts mi hoffishal blog, ey muss get yew hup to speed abowt how ey cum heer to mi howse. Rite so, Foal Farm mayde me wun of vere dogs wot got there pikture put on faysebook an twittar for Krissmus (ey dunt no abowt Krissmus, Marko who is mi uver nu frend who ey weel also tell yew abowt in a minit) an sow did Tigga. A laydee wot visits the kats at Foal Farm tagged mi mummi into Tigga's pikture an sed yew want a greyhound, heer is won for yew. Mi mummi sed 'oh deer, Marko dus not liyke uvver boyz. If that wos a gurl wi wood be interestid'. So Kayte (vat is hur name) did send hur mi pikture!!! An vey had to cum an see mi!
Wen vey cum an see mi, wi went to play in a paddeck next to ve sheeps. Molli an ey played chasin but Marko jumped ve fence an went to play wiv them sheeps. He dident no he wuznt allowed an he wudent cum bak. Daddi had to klimb ova fencis to get him an mummi was wayvin a cocktail sossidge an sayin 'cum bak Marko, cum bak' but he dident. Hevenchooally, he stopped runnin an cum bak but ven daddi had to do the walk of lurcha shayme.
Afta that, ey showed them mi best feefin skills an they larfed an kept sayin Nojill so ey did fink ey wos on a winna. When wi went bak to Arntee Cheree, ey wos lookin at hur an sayin in my hed, ey like vese peepel, go an pak mi bag, so ey wos veri confoosed as to wy ey wos takin bak to mi kennil. Tigga did arsk wot did vey say but to be onist, ey wos so shore ey wos goin wiv vem, ey dident lissen.
Enyway, ey wos a bit sad becos altho ey du luff mi kennil frends, ey had hurd otha dogs talkin abowt homes vey had bin in or vat vey wos goin to an ey did ratha liyke the eydear of won. Ey had just given up on havin a home wen, yoo neva beleef it! They cum bak!! Apparentlee, vey had told Arntee Cheree vey hat to arrange wurk an fings so vey cud be wiv mi wile ey setteled in an now ey wuz goin home wiv vem! Ey walked up to mi new mummi an ey poked hur wiv mi wet noze an ey sed 'ware haz yew bin? Eyz bin waytin fer ayges fer yew'. An ey haz. Eyz bin waytin mi hole life.
Luff Nojill x x x
PS Kayte is now mi Fairy Dog Muvva
PPS Mi mummi sed to mayke shore evrywon new shi wudent hav let Marko orf his lead if he had eva jumpt or tryd to play wiv sheeps before. They wos gob smacked becos he karnt even jump ver littel wall in ver gardin
PPSS Tigga haz a nu home too. Ey am goin to give him lodes of advice abowt livin in a home becos ey am vari gud at it
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