Ey ham sori ey haz not writed in me blog for a wile. This is becos ey haz bin busi wiv somefink kalld krissmus. Ey dunt no if evry wun haz krissmus but we did haz it heer in me noo home.
Wen ey did cum heer (wot woz free weeks ago), ey fort it woz very odd that thar woz a tree in de liffin room but we woz not allowd tu do wees on it. Marko did tells me vat it woz a Krissmus Tree an it woz veri skari. Marko dus not liyk krissmus trees - he sez yew must be kareful becos vey wotch yew an vey move. Ey did larf at him an ey did say stoopid krissmus tree, ey ham not skared off yew. Marko sed 'be kwiyet, ver krissmus tree duzent liyk it if yew are rood to it' but ey just larfed sum moor.
Ve next day, my mummi an daddi did put somefinks called dekorashuns on krissmus tree. Ey did fink vey lookt veri tastee an ey managed to get a biyt out off a fairy wot is ment to go on top off ver tree. Daddi said 'Ohh no Jill' but mummi sed 'Vat is ver spare fairy, we haz anuvver one so vats OK'.
Wen vey had finish dekoratin ver tree an ve liffin room, ey did try an ate lots of fings an vey kept goin 'No Jill' wich mayd me larf an ey went an layed down wiv my hed under the tree. All ofa sudden a rownd bally fing dropped on mi hed!!! Then ey woz a bit skared off the tree too an ey did deside to leaf it alone.
Marko did tell mi vat on Krissmus Heave we haz tu go tu bed earli an if wez bin gud dogs, Fartha Dogmuss cums an leafs us pressints. Ey fort he wuz jokin but Molli sed it wuz troo. Ey wuz a bit skared ven vat ey had not bin a gud gurl (ey did a wee on ver flore an on ver rug an ey did ate ver fairy an sum dekorayshuns) but Marko sed everywon did a wee on ver flore at leest wunce an mummi an daddi always haz norti dogs an Fartha Dogmuss still cums.
Mummi an daddi kept cumin in ve hawse wiv bags of stuff wot smelt nice but got hided away. An vey kept disapeering intu rooms an klosin doors an stuff - iss awl veri mistheerius.
Eneyway, we did wayk up on Krissmus day an ver woz presints!!! Ey haz neva reerly had presints (alvo, kind peepell at Foal Farm did sent me stuffs) so ey wuz konfoosed - ey did fink awl de presints wuz fur mi! Ver woz free teddiz an bi missteak, ey did kill Marko's won. He wuz kryin but mummi sed 'don't be a baybee Marko, yew dunt evin play wiv teddiz' but he went upstares to sulk. Ven bi anuvva haxident, ey picked up Molli's teddie an shi did SHOWT at mi an show her teefs! So ey did showt back an mummi did showt at us all vat Fartha Dogmuss kud see us an wi all shut up.
Mummi sed to daddi 'Wi are not havin vem all arguwin on Krissmus day, ver iss onli wun fing for it' an ey wuz skared ver wun fing mite be mi bein sended bak becos ey wuz norti. But instead, mummi an daddi did put awr leeds on an tayk us on ver longest walk eva!
Wen we gots bak, we wuz all frendz agen an wi hed gi ant bonyos an a big sleep. Wen wi woked up wi had krissmus dinna! Marko an Molli had sed abowt krissmus dinna but ey fort vey woz lyin! Ey had turkee an ham an yorksheer terrior puddin an brussil sprowts an kranbree sorce an grayvee an vegamabels an ey ated it awl. An ey burpt. An fartid a bit. An mummi an daddi sed 'cor Jill, your bum stinx' An ven we awl had big kuddles (mi mummi got fluffy jamas wot woz liyk a teddy) an ey fartid sum more an mummi opend ver window a bit.
Ey du luffs krissmus. Ey hope it happins evree week x x x
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